Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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