I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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