the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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