Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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