so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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