Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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