i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Can Purell be used as lube?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
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