Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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