he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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