i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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