dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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