Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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