i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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