I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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