super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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