If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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