come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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