you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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