I hope mine doesn't look like that
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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