don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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