my vag is so smooth its legendary
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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