Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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