So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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