We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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