it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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