After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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