I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Randomize
