My brain says no but my pants say off.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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