Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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