Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Randomize
