normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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