Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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