He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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