If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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