Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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