in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
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Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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