I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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