cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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