where am i from again
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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