I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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