The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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