she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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