why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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