Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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