i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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