I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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