So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Shame is for Republicans.
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