I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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