She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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