I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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